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Cry Demotivational Poster

A BOY IS CRYING WHILE WATCHING TV - MOM: what's wrong? BOY: Justin Bieber got shot on CSI MOM: it's ok, it's not real. He's still alive BOY: that's why i'm crying!

TAGS: crying boy justin bieber
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

Valek - February 27, 2012, 8:40 pm
Seen this before. Nearly a year ago, still hilarious though.
Coombsy007 - August 20, 2011, 5:03 am
I wi$h!

I'M TIRED OF TRYING - Sick Of Crying. I Know I've Been Smiling, But Inside I'm Dying ...

TAGS: trying crying sick suicide dying
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Rick69

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:29 am
and if you do use electric cables, you can't miss. just kidding.
Rick69 - January 23, 2012, 11:48 am
Thank you.. But I seriously hope you don't even think about trying this !
maoworks2 - January 23, 2012, 11:04 am
If I Tried That The Rope Would Break. Very Good 5L Again.

YOU BASTARDS! - You make bunny cry!

TAGS: bunny cry bastards
Rating: 2.43/5

More motifakes by The Chad

Porcelina - September 30, 2008, 1:02 pm
Awwww. That's horrible, apauling. I actually feel bad now ;-; I don't know why, but I'm in an actual feminine mood today ;=;
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:24 am
aPauling LMAO!! I look at the bunny and the comment and laugh harder everytime
aPauling - August 29, 2008, 2:10 pm
That's not crying, that's shame. And I'm sorry, Mr. Bunnykins, but they offered me a Klondike bar and I only had to stick it in for a few seconds.


1-800-CRY-BABY - We are here to help

TAGS: hurt feelings report rnr crybaby
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by RnR

AngryBlackMan - November 24, 2008, 8:22 pm
LOL i printed this out and passed it around at work :)

- You made bunny cry. For shame.

TAGS: bunny rabbit cry sad
Rating: 2.66/5

More motifakes by Jonah Forman

Scorpio7 - November 22, 2008, 6:49 am
Looks more like the bunny is praying, not crying. S/he wants someone to scratch behind the ears, I bet.
Dude - August 21, 2008, 1:00 am
The bunny is crying. Probably found out you're a socialist.

THE DUCK MAN - Was totally cock blocked by Andrew McCarthy

TAGS: pretty in pink jon cryer duckie
Rating: 2.81/5
Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 6:20 am
Meh - he - WE all got to see Molly Ringwald nakies in years to come. One of the few good things the ninties had to offer - Mollie nakies!
Ag218 - November 10, 2008, 12:09 pm
The Senator?

PUBLIC BATHROOMS - Your Fear Of Them Just Increased 1,000%

TAGS: scary bathroom guy makes me cry
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by PixieStickNinja

Treehodger - January 19, 2010, 1:50 am
Someone should do this but put clown makeup on the face. That would be hilarious.
rerun - January 19, 2010, 1:46 am

a little disturbing and a lot funny

BREAK-UPS - Tissues are what both men, and women go to after a break up. Women use them clean off the tears And men… well they also use them to clean up bodily fluids

CRYING - It takes a big man to cry But an even bigger man to laugh at that man

TAGS: crying man
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by house

tellitlikeitis - June 28, 2011, 6:28 am
Good one!

CHILDREN - Eat them when they're young and tender!

DANTE - He's immortal and badass. Your not. Yeah your screwed

TAGS: devil may cry devilmaycry
Rating: 1.55/5

More motifakes by Clayton

nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 9:45 pm
Your screwed apparently. "My screwed what?" you ask? Your screwed, um, kitchen table! Remember kids, when you're on your computer and you're not sure whether everyone will think you're an idiot, it's probably best to keep your stupidity to yourself.
zerp - August 18, 2009, 4:36 pm
My what? My what!?

MARRIAGE - The day the music dies

MEN CRY - It's likened as to when one craps their pants - both are held in as long as possible. But once it starts it won't stop until finished. And nobody wants to be in the room with either.

TAGS: men cry crap your pants
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 9:38 pm
When men cry it'd for a reason, when women cry it's because their nail broke or because they didn't get the job of General Manager after two weeks of working at the office.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 28, 2017, 9:38 pm
When men cry it'd for a reason, when women cry it's because their nail broke or because they didn't get the job of General Manager after two weeks of working at the office.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 24, 2013, 3:49 pm
Lol! Exactly! It can't be done.
GaryO - March 22, 2013, 8:29 pm
It’s like trying to cut off a pee stream after six beers.
falloutghoul - March 22, 2013, 8:10 pm
And those that stay in the room are either true friends, or completely oblivious.

I LIKE WALKING IN THE RAIN - ... No One Can See Me Cry ...

TAGS: walk rain cry
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Rick69

Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 8:38 am
Oops, please ignore the repetitions!
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 8:36 am
Thanks... the picture really conveys some depressing emotion.
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 8:36 am
Thanks... the picture really conveys some depressing emotion.
Rick69 - January 3, 2012, 8:36 am
Thanks... the picture really conveys some depressing emotion.
caveman - January 2, 2012, 11:37 pm
Very demotivational indeed. Keep it up



CRYING - If you can't laugh at the same joke again and again, why do you keep crying over the same thing?

SHE IS DOING WHAT YOU SAID... - she is crying you that river as you wanted...

TAGS: she is crying a river
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Woodywood03a - March 29, 2010, 10:59 am
I'm trying...
Woodywood03a - March 29, 2010, 10:59 am
I'm trying...

PROUD PARENTS - Every time this Picture is viewed, his mother cuts her wrists a little deeper

TAGS: pride proud ginger gangster kid how to make your parents cry
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by WeAreAllFucked

M0rd3kaI - April 2, 2012, 9:59 am
There is a problem with your statement R.S.Jake... the braces might cause the projectile to ricochet...
R.S.Jake - January 26, 2010, 4:20 pm
Only if he puts it in mouth and pulls the trigger.
rerun - January 20, 2010, 8:12 pm

you really wnat to give a kid with that facial expression a real gun?
CANADA - January 20, 2010, 8:06 pm
that's just a bb gun


TAGS: meth crystal ugly hot girl irony
Rating: 2.77/5

More motifakes by perebento

Derek - March 27, 2010, 5:26 am
What a jolly lot they are.
Krissie - March 26, 2010, 7:24 pm
I live in NW Indiana....and, DAMN meth is a big problem here...

SHE'S CRYING NOW - But you will be the one crying in the end when she sets your car on fire!

TAGS: crying car fire
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by MysteriousWoman5150

internetninjaII - July 26, 2011, 7:38 am
huh... Looks like Courtney Love... on a good day.

POWERTHIRST - It's energy for men! MENERGY!!!

TAGS: power thirst powerthirst kenyans menergy shocklate meth crystal meth rocket can rocketcan rawberry snake eyes anna kournikova
Rating: 2.16/5

More motifakes by cblake

GoForthAndDie - November 9, 2008, 5:23 pm
He's just a sucker with no self-esteem/Oh wayo, yeah, yeah
Tony-USAF - September 24, 2008, 4:47 pm
Mother Nature will be like "sloooow doooown" and you'll be like, "fu*k you!" and kick her in the face with your ENERGY LEGS!
Arpaleggia - September 13, 2008, 5:45 pm
Lmao! Menergy!


CRYSTAL METH - It looks like a potato chip.


TAGS: emo baby sad cry cubby
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Sarahallridge2004 - November 3, 2011, 11:18 am
Whiskey? that'll Make The Baby CRY MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zook - February 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
Just rub a shot of whiskey in his gums


SHARING - You know, that thing that you realize you will now have to do once the New Baby comes.

REAL MEN DON'T CRY - However, in 1992 you were allowed to throw up in your mouth a little.

TAGS: 1990 assignment crying game
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by pieman

agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:23 pm
LOL! 5
GreyScorpion - April 5, 2010, 5:33 pm
I hated that movie!! mooo+ snuggled up to much, and knew every line
karlingall - April 5, 2010, 5:15 pm
5l for the haircut in the background
Bovee - April 5, 2010, 3:38 pm
5l's for his look of defeat.
sickartist - April 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
I'll give you 5L even if I still taste bile.


TAGS: cry smile
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by culos

Produceman117 - January 20, 2010, 9:09 pm
Aw...I'm touched, Culos. And that's why I'm pressing charges.

TRIDENT - Nobody ever pays me in gum.

CRYING - It just makes me want to beat you harder.

TAGS: crying
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by eric small e

Rawr - March 19, 2009, 11:18 pm
im going to curb stomp all of you >:O
Kung-Fu Devil - September 22, 2008, 4:23 pm
NSFW!! She is naked.
phillip fry - July 20, 2008, 8:04 pm
so the feeling IS a shared one.
God - June 20, 2008, 5:33 pm
HAHAHAHA... Holy Fuck! hahahaa

SEX CHANGES. - Because this girl knows that only men play hockey.

TAGS: cindy crosby crybaby waah prick
Rating: 2.47/5

More motifakes by calumsensible

calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 7:28 pm
Clearly whoever saw it is either a fan of the pussy crybaby or just doesn't get it.
Sho - December 5, 2011, 7:24 pm
Lmao at the vote

GUYS - We start quite early! Quite..



TAGS: approving crybaby
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by valkor

hootizz - February 19, 2011, 5:19 pm
Love It..!!
agdaniele - February 19, 2011, 2:32 pm
heh heh
spacedog - February 19, 2011, 10:33 am
Bingo! Nice one Valkor.


GERMANS - Such big babies about that whole war thing.

DON'T CRY NOW SAKURA - the worst of what is happen to Sasuke is over, now... they are just slap the shit out of him.

TAGS: cry sakura sasuke naruto lol slap the shit out of him
Rating: 2.06/5

More motifakes by Woodywood03a

Godless11B - February 1, 2010, 7:24 pm
Also make rape on English the language they do.

YOUR CUNNING PLAN - I don't think you thought it all the way through

TAGS: crydia
Rating: 1.91/5

More motifakes by Crydia

HGCaboose - March 22, 2009, 11:37 am
This would have been great Motifake had you given it a caption that didn't REPEAT WHAT WAS IN THE PICTURE. Get a sense of humor.



just one more -

TAGS: cut scratch cry lie
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Sho

RogAz1 - May 13, 2013, 12:19 am
5 Bleeding Lions... and nice one as well....
M0rd3kaI - May 9, 2013, 7:37 pm
Mother of GOD... The first time I venture out into the main site with the intention of viewing and rating posters... and I'm met with this... I'll end my voting here, because chances of anything else being good enough to get 5L after this? Amsome...
rerun - May 8, 2013, 8:35 pm

Greeny - May 8, 2013, 7:26 pm
Sho - May 8, 2013, 6:07 pm
Thanks, glad you enjoyed it :)
Doggit - May 8, 2013, 5:49 pm
Pretty awesome Sho!

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRY - Your tears are like glistening jewels. The disappointment you feel is my nourishment. Your despair is all that drives me. Happy anniversary, darling.

WHY CAN'T YOU SEE WHAT I'M HIDING? - I only cry in the rain and yet, I wonder why no one notices me as I fall apart.


TAGS: pool highlight crys cubby
Rating: 4.06/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

agdaniele - February 10, 2011, 10:47 am
Pure magic.
Reality Lord - February 9, 2011, 11:34 pm



WHY IS THE GUY ON THE RIGHT SMILING? - He doesn't have the view you do.

TAGS: fat fatty fatso fail owned why cry look away
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

temp - October 19, 2009, 8:56 pm
He's smiling cuz he doesn't have the view we do. Baisicaly what vm said.
vm4891 - October 19, 2009, 11:30 am
He wouldn't be smiling if he did have the view I do
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 4:58 pm
Smiling cause he got a 5...damn did it again!


TAGS: schadenfreude oklahoma cry crybaby kid redneck sooner hook em
Rating: 2.82/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:42 am
"Lulz"... just say no.

QQ - That's right! QQ moar!

TAGS: qq moar crying
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Snake

Khatmonsuk - February 20, 2009, 5:46 am
Isnt that Indiana?

FROWN - Lets turn it upside down And make a rainbow of unicorn feathers and JELLY-BEANS

Facebook Campaign Ribbon -

TEARS - That I have cried are enough to drown me and box in my emotions


TAGS: bitch baby cry sad cubby
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 9:39 pm
I always do Mr. Rerun sir.
rerun - January 15, 2011, 7:13 pm

great poster CB, I can see somebody has been reading the "rejection" reasons.
Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 6:32 pm
Why do i love that "look"? It has BITCH all over it.

WAHHHHH! - Stop Motifaking Dad and give me some attention.

TAGS: cry baby
Rating: 4.29/5

More motifakes by justinb

agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 9:17 pm
On second thought, don't... in 15 years, Cubby will have used up all hot chick pics on the internet, and will sorely need fresh stripper pics to make posters. Motifake on, dads!


TAGS: death peace child cry sad
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - July 1, 2010, 5:00 pm
Lol Moss Grenade...Priceless
agdaniele - July 1, 2010, 2:14 am
30 seconds later, and he'd have tossed that moss grenade.
Hawamleh - June 30, 2010, 9:55 pm
Thanks, I Try.
rerun - June 30, 2010, 9:51 pm


SHAME - No, you should not have done *that* for a Klondike bar

TAGS: shame depression lonliness cry crying klondike bar pancakes
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by aPauling

Akyoyo - September 3, 2008, 1:26 am
Tsk, tsk...what a waste of sodomy...

GIVE A HOOT! - Don't pollute!

'TIL DEATH DO US PART - There are only so few other alternatives.

TAGS: death sorrow cry army flag true
Rating: 2.72/5

More motifakes by Auda

lol - March 2, 2009, 12:23 am
or maybe some 300 pound haji should destroy your asshole so you can finally shut the fuck up
barockeva - January 7, 2009, 3:32 am
Perhaps we should destroy the government before they begin restricting our freedom!
LogicDude - January 6, 2009, 3:40 pm
I know...that's just Timmy being, well...Timmy.
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 2:49 pm
Matters_Not - January 6, 2009, 2:48 pm
logic dude: he is saying this shit just to get us going. there is no way this dumbshit can actually beliee what he is saying. c'mon man...he is reeling you in.
LogicDude - January 6, 2009, 6:56 am
You're right Snapperhead, better to let the armed terrorist standing on your front lawn come INTO your house and kill someone before you do something about it. Brilliant!
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 7:57 pm
So, since when did Iraq become a threat to our freedom? When did terrorists have the power to restrict our freedoms? Oh wait...
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 8:04 am
See the difference there?
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 8:04 am
Knowing that there are people that will sacrifice their life so the rest of us can have freedom is MOTIVATING.
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 8:03 am
Knowing that there are people that will sacrifice their life so that you can be a Smacktard IS demotivating.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:52 am
allright barockeva.......im done you win. fuck you
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:44 am
This is hardly demotivating.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 6:52 pm
-- uhm "that" being your poster. Well done.
Sean - December 29, 2008, 6:52 pm
Thanks for the poster -- just luv going to the gym with tears in my eyes. Oh so macho. Good job, that.
LogicDude - October 28, 2008, 8:37 am
I worked a round of notification duty when I was in the Army. Worst. Job. Ever. Broke my heart every day.
Shtoink - October 28, 2008, 2:42 am
poor woman :( i bet that guys job never gets any easier


TAGS: metallica lars ulrich whine cry temper tantrum
Rating: 1.71/5

More motifakes by OhQueso

Zed - October 6, 2009, 6:49 am
Dunno how gay or not gay Lars is, but he is a corporate tool almost om par with Kayne West...
Narutarded - October 6, 2009, 6:17 am
I think you mean "Gayer than a bag of Tiggers". And P, you might have to draw him a picture. Or better yet, act it out with hand puppets!
faulty switch - October 6, 2009, 5:52 am
whats so gay about a bag of tigers? and good call porcelina.
LogicDude - July 31, 2009, 9:45 am
Porcelina - July 31, 2009, 1:50 am
We might be fucked in the head ... (yeah, we are) but at least we're not butthurt. (put the pieces together now)
notLolman - July 31, 2009, 1:47 am
?? is this supposed to be funny in some way? worst motifake ever... how this gets thru and my michael phelps bong smoking one didm is beyond me, your all fucked in the head.
Me - June 4, 2009, 1:14 am
Lars is gayer than a bag of tigers. Case closed
WTF? - June 4, 2009, 1:07 am
Relevance is a term used to describe how pertinent, connected, or applicable something is to a given matter. Now... WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT POSTER? Lars is god. Thank you.
HAHA - April 27, 2009, 6:50 pm
Metallica Rocks.

RAGE ZOMBIE!! - Micheal Jordan is one of the Infected run save yerself! save yerself! It's gonna be awhile B4 he starves down!

TAGS: micheal jordan chicago crying zombie 28 days later
Rating: 1.5/5

More motifakes by [email protected]

[email protected] - September 15, 2009, 9:42 am

NEVER GONNA - make you cry

TAGS: never gonna rick roll cry
Rating: 1.38/5

More motifakes by yon

ardin - August 31, 2009, 2:12 am
Arrogant Knight - April 2, 2009, 2:32 am
Ugh... When will they learn..?


Prince -

TAGS: prince death doves cry june 1958 april 2016
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 22, 2016, 10:00 am
Thank you 'cern. We've lost too many great artists recently, but, this one really struck a chord with me. Another nail in the coffin of my youth I suppose...no puns intended.
concern3 - April 22, 2016, 5:32 am
Very Nice< UP yours


TAGS: crying baby parental humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 19, 2014, 10:57 am

Everyone is perfect, thanks, Sir Dog~~
spacedog - April 19, 2014, 10:24 am
Congrats Lg. I hope everyone is healthy and happy.
lgvernon - April 18, 2014, 7:29 pm

He's got a good, strong set of lungs!
rerun - April 18, 2014, 4:08 pm

4-18-14....you know.



TAGS: bruce cat sounds cry cubby
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - February 9, 2011, 9:12 am
Bruce always made cat noises
agdaniele - February 8, 2011, 10:39 pm

LOL - "It is better to laugh about your problems than to cry about them."

DAMMIT, SEAN!!! - How many times do I have to tell you? THERE'S NO CRYING IN HOCKEY! ~Moooooooooooooooo~

TAGS: stop crying like a goddamn newfie and man up already
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 1:25 am
good southpark episode
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 9, 2009, 12:24 am
I have never really understood this poster or the reasons behind it. But WTF 5.
Sean - September 11, 2009, 5:23 pm
Hilarious, even if it is soooo wrong. 5 weepy wions.

FIREWORKS - It's only fun if EVERYONE has fun

MMMMMMMMMMM.... - crystal.

TAGS: crystal ball fortune teller
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by spacegod

spacedog - April 16, 2010, 7:42 pm
Say what? Did I get dyslexic and submit this when I was sleep-motifaking? Weird. Not the poster, it's creator's name that's oddly familiar.
MrRandom - April 16, 2010, 3:18 am
Juice. Duhhhhhh.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 3:11 am


IT IS THURSDAY - I see a Friday in your very near future

STOP CRYING - This is a G chord

TAGS: george bush guitar crying
Rating: 2.58/5

More motifakes by Eric D.

Guest - April 20, 2009, 8:33 pm
Dubya missed the G-chord by a fret...
Hoagie - December 6, 2008, 11:36 am
In my world thats not a G chord!
dr filth - October 12, 2008, 4:56 pm
thats what make it funny in my opinion jurgen
JURGEN - July 26, 2008, 11:32 pm
Balls! A "G" chord is two frets lower toward the head.

NO - It's one fret off too far to be a G chord, moron.

TAGS: guitar g chord g chord bush cry black american african
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by epic lulz

... - August 23, 2008, 6:06 pm
unless hes in drop Eb and barring it badly, or just shit at guitar
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 3:14 pm
Epic lulz? No, epic fail. No more motifake for you.

FLOGGING - anybody under the age of 25 should be flogged daily (twice if under sixteen)


TAGS: farcry 2 game hero cool free
Rating: 1.48/5

More motifakes by wolverin99

agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 10:23 pm
LMAO! Damn right!!! Kids, take notes... it may seem hard to chase, catch and keep a real woman... but they're infinitely worth it. Hell, even a real smile from across a restaurant table.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 10:09 pm
No, Ag, that thing my wife does with her tongue makes real life infinitely better than any video game, console or PC.
Zed - November 21, 2009, 10:08 pm
"I just cringe at any comparison/contrast made about anime, games, etc being better than real life. Real life is tougher than any game... and the outcome isn't absolute... that's what makes it better" ????
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:47 pm
d4mn farcry2....this poster must be haunted :-O ....i didnt finish the game :-(........its punishing me :(( ........stayyy awayyyyyy from me.....nooooooo ):-I
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:43 pm
I can't help it......Your milkshake....brings all the cows to the yard....damn right!
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:33 pm
Why would you ask such a random question to get my squirrel cage spining so fast? I kinda figured that's what it was but? Guess I'm just a sucker for a tricky question.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:30 pm
It's a lollipop.....why do you have to read so much into everything?
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:29 pm
But damn it if I Don't! I'll bite. What's a lolly? (I'm prolly gonna regret this)
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:25 pm
I'm not falling for that one again Mooooo! Last time I woke up with a......whoops! Enough aboot that.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:21 pm
Hey Mo....want a lolly?
MO - November 21, 2009, 6:20 pm
I'm sorry? What was that?
wolverin99 - November 21, 2009, 6:19 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:19 pm
Follow your heart Aggy.....buy the Guinness......Buy the Guinness.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:17 pm
Mine's a Guinness, please. I'm damn near ready to go get some. Dam girl pretty much sweated the flu out of me last night. If I wasn't feeling better, I'd be really pissed.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2009, 6:14 pm
Did someone say Jamesons?.......
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:14 pm
Oooops. Gotta shut up. Too logical.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:13 pm
I know a lot about politics.... trust me, just look at what goes on here with politics... you're not missing anything. It's all BS. Both parties are right, and both serve a purpose here... either one would ruin the country without the other's stances.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:11 pm
I don't need an escape from life... I just hate rebel scum. And as far as Ace Combat... love me some fighter jets... and yes, I use real dogfight tactics. Believe it or not, the game responds favorably to them. Ok... I'm ashamed.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:09 pm
with books, manga, anime, video games...I wonder if this is why I know so little about politics...?
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 6:08 pm
They're not better than real life. They're just a much needed escape. Everyone needs from time to time. I assume that's why you play Battlefront, unless your training for a secret mission or something. I probably run from reality more than I should lol
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:02 pm
I just cringe at any comparison/contrast made about anime, games, etc being better than real life. Real life is tougher than any game... and the outcome isn't absolute... that's what makes it better. Infinite random variables... daily... hourly.
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 6:00 pm
I've done enough in life to where I'm somewhat not interested in these type of games. Nevertheless, I cling to Battlefront and Ace Combat like their made of Guinness. So, go figure.
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:58 pm
I would say this is a good poster, but there are a few aesthetic...let's call them "short comings."
Bartimaeus - November 21, 2009, 5:56 pm
I feel guilty. lol I'm always playing the German side in Wolfenstein...and sometimes in COD...Aggy, you can't dominate and humiliate an enemy all in your head. You could, however, crucify them in fiction. That, or contrive a devilish plan...
agdaniele - November 21, 2009, 5:18 pm
Who needs imagination?

SOUVENIR - Why does it always have to be about love? Why do they expect more after one night? Why do they all leave a mark when I say "Thank You"?

M A T U R I T Y - At my age, the only thing that gets hard is my arteries!

TAGS: crying old man ed
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

champ99 - May 6, 2011, 8:07 pm
Viagra will help. To bad you won't remember what to do with it. :O
crankyhead - May 6, 2011, 6:39 pm


TAGS: so if i understand the text correctly sadness is crying out for a humane ending have i got that straight
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - April 3, 2010, 3:09 am
Cold, warm and well, a message. 5L


FREEDOM - Two words and you've "freely" given it away.

TAGS: married life crying ownership ring
Rating: 4.18/5

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GreyScorpion - April 30, 2010, 5:16 pm
preach it my brother!! 5L


WAR - losing the war is bad, fighting it is worse

TAGS: war battles war army crying
Rating: 3.67/5

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rerun - February 2, 2012, 8:16 pm

forseti - February 2, 2012, 11:35 am
well ok, THAT is worst.
RonE - February 2, 2012, 10:34 am
I respectfully disagree, for some of is... it might have been better to not have come home.
forseti - February 2, 2012, 8:39 am
not comming home is worst.

CRYING - If you are going to make me cry at least be there to wipe away the tears

TAGS: cry
Rating: 3.44/5

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PAIN AND ADVERSITY - The stuff that builds stamina, Makes spines grow and turns testicles into solid brass

TAGS: suck it up cry baby
Rating: 3.36/5

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Produceman117 - November 1, 2009, 5:43 pm
Words to live by. 5 Stars/Lion Things/Gremlin Creatures


TAGS: spilled milk crying beer
Rating: 3.26/5

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Ed-Hyde - July 29, 2009, 7:26 am
Amen to that!

JOHN VONO - Cheer up Vono, things will get better, on second thought you should just kill yourself


TAGS: cry baby assholes
Rating: 2.78/5

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Agent K - August 11, 2009, 11:57 am
such a stupid fucking movie
CANADA - August 11, 2009, 11:55 am
aint that from hills have eyes?
Derek - August 9, 2009, 11:06 pm
This is pretty nasty.

John Mccain -

EMOTIONS - Those in power never want us to feel. Thought can be controlled and manipulated, but emotion is willful and unpredictable

TAGS: gwb bush baby cry crybaby emotions
Rating: 2.35/5

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Toussaint - February 2, 2009, 11:15 am
Line two:You just described how obama managed to get elected.
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:51 pm
Those in power don't CARE if you feel. Emotion is nothing without planning and discipline.

HE? - No way is that a guy!

TAGS: britney alone cry he
Rating: 2/5

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lolman - August 12, 2009, 9:17 pm
lolman - August 12, 2009, 9:17 pm
Im not racist, nor do I hate homosexuals... but i seriously wish someone would take this fag out or existence.
Agamemnon218 - August 17, 2008, 8:22 pm
Well, could have been worse ways to find out...
Captain Whitey - May 8, 2008, 6:33 pm
Yep, it's a guy. Go to YouTube and look up Chris Crocker.
Kathleen - May 8, 2008, 7:29 am
Sorry to be the one to tell you this...


TAGS: teletubbies make neener cry
Rating: 5/5

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agdaniele - October 29, 2010, 3:07 am

system overload -

Boys Don't Cry -

TAGS: cougar dating sites experience cry
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 5:17 pm
Well she ain't no cougar...she's graduated to Puma by now!
GaryO - February 15, 2014, 4:59 pm
Well…..shyt……just realized my high school sex ed tutor is now eighty some years old…..gotta be mighty weathered by now….probably….I wonder…..
MissPriss - February 15, 2014, 4:29 pm
Greeny - February 15, 2014, 2:30 pm

It's Okay Not To Ask -

Ajay Ghale -

WELCOME MY CHILD - I'll tell you your future in explicit detail, for I'm Madam Ruby. I... know... all. Now, may you please tell me your name.

Politically correct -

unconscionable moron -

TAGS: moron parents have children barren women cry themselves to sleep
Rating: 4.8/5

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GaryO - August 20, 2013, 9:39 pm
Damm, cynic, my dad did that to me over the bear pit at the Portland zoo…early ‘50s. The bears were like, ‘really?’, rather intense…true story

Things Mom Taught Me -

TAGS: crying irony sayings mom
Rating: 4.77/5

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MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 9:05 pm
That used to make me pinch my little brother even harder...teehee. Thanks for the fav'd! Made my evening Sho!
Sho - April 25, 2013, 7:46 pm
that always calmed me down right away. 5 and fav'd